the elderly golfer

[starone]

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a new sign hanging over the bar that reads:

COLD BEER: £ 3.50
HAMBURGER: £ 7.00
CHEESEBURGER: £ 8.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : £ 8.50
HAND JOB: £ 35.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.

“Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “May I help you sir?”

The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?”

She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am.”

The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, “Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”

[tonyav]

LOL Naughty girl Star.

[marval]

lol

[Sqad]

LOL.

[dickythecook]

Giggle. Nice one star, but I know that it is not true. No golfer on earth would pay that price for a cheeseburger! I used to be a Chef at a golf club and if you gave the members there free food they would ask for their money back.
Tight as a gnats chuff. Mind you they would pay any amount for a new club if they thought it would improve their game by a stroke.