I Was Waiting.

[marval]

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit.

They scramble and scramble but can`t make their way out.

The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help.

Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.
Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest, and says sadly to the dog, “This is the worst mess we have ever been in my darling Sparky.”

“Yes,” says the dog, “We are in a right mess.”

“Sparky,” the girl says, astonished, “I didn`t know you could talk.”

“Well,” the dog says, `I was waiting for the right time to tell you.”

[tonyav]

Dunno what to make of this one, marval.

[excelsior-1]

hmmmm ............... (thinking) ...........................
.................... no, sorry. cannot get this one

[marval]

Never mind, back to the drawing board

[starone]

It doesn't seem finished marval - you haven't left something off the end have you?

[marval]

No that is how it ended, it just isn't very good.

[Psybbo]

I'm still waiting..

[4candles]

Could be great, with the right person, on stage.

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