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moonraker558 | 01:55 Fri 28th Sep 2012 | Jokes
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Two old ladies, one somewhat hard of hearing, decided to have their portraits taken. The photographer welcomed them to his studio and said, "Please take a seat, ladies."
The deaf lady asked her friend, "What did he say?"
"He would like us to sit down."
Then the photographer asked, "Can you please sit closer so I can focus the camera?"
"What did he say?"
"He's going to focus."
"What, both of us?!?"
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Avatar Image Mamyalynne
Eeeeeeeeeeek!!
02:00 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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Are they the same two ladies that came on the bus but blamed it on the cobbles?
02:05 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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LOL.
02:15 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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lol - very funny moony.
08:46 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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Now that is a good 'un Moony LOL> :)

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11:13 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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lol
15:18 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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ooooooooohh!
15:20 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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LOL, at least you didn't name us in this one!
15:20 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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LOL. Name names, moony.
15:22 Fri 28th Sep 2012

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