Breakdown

Bazile | 17:11 Fri 28th Sep 2012 | Jokes

9 Answers

A man and wife are fast asleep when they hear a knock at the door. The man rolls over and checks the time. It is 3.30 am so he decides to ignore it.

However the knocking persists so the wife persuades her husband to answer it. He leans out the window and shouts - 'What do you want?'

A voice replies - 'can you give me a push?'

'No chance, it's 4 in the morning,' and with that he shuts the window.

When he explains to his wife what the guy wanted she says, - 'Wait a minute, remember that time it was 2am in the morning, pouring with rain, we had the kids in the back and our car broke down. Go and give him a hand.'

With that he gets dressed and goes outside.- 'Do you still want a push?' he shouts.

'Yes' came the reply.

'Where are you , I can't see you'

'Over here on the swing' came the reply