what the weirdest thing you seen through your neighbors window

[wonderwall23]

you know when they have there curtains open haha you can help but have a lil peek lol so has anyone any stories

[snags]

A few years ago I lived in a first floor flat. Leaning out the kitchen window late one night whilst having a smoke I saw the bloke who lived in the terrace house opposite climbing up the drainpipe towards his own bedroom window. Looking through the window he was climbing towards I could see his missus and another bloke hurriedly getting dressed. I smoked my fag and watched the chaos unfold...

[mrs_overall]

I once went to drop something off with a neighbour. As I walked past their kitchen window I could see the family were having their evening meal. The husband was licking his dinner plate.

[DTCwordfan]

That sounds like Redman, Mrs O.............

[seadogg]

When my sis went to Whitby for a hol we told her it was the local practice to lick the plate and blow her nose on the serviette.

[mrs_overall]

When my brother went to Scarborough he was surprised to find that not many locals owned plates or even knew what they were

[DTCwordfan]

Now that's Mrs O's sister for you, seadogg.....

[DTCwordfan]

Mrs O, that's what tarpaulin is for on seadogg's table.....

[seadogg]

Touche!

[ttfn]

mrs_o, what is wrong with licking one's own dinner plate?

Provided one uses the knife rest ...

[mrs_overall]

It is just...so...gross!

[Ann]

//The husband was licking his dinner plate//
Haha Mrs O - it may have been my husband - he has been known to do this (not in company I hasten to add - only mine with extremely disapproving glares from me!) but I do lick the lid of my yoghurt carton - too good to waste a drop, does anyone else?

[DTCwordfan]

I once was told that people's traits
Came from what's on Anne's dinner plates,
So that what you ate was what you'd be.
I hoped that this applied to me.
To be strong and smart was my biggest wish
So I started eating an Overall lot of Whitby fish.
I tried to eat Scarborough mussels every day
But I still got pushed around at play.
I then tried to improve my thinking ttfn tools
By eating fish that spent time in snags' schools.
But no matter how many I ingested
My grades were the same when I was tested.
So I got no AB's and I didn't get strong
And didn't know why my plans went wrong.
Maybe if I eat more Eccles desserts and fancy Vodka cooking
I'll grow up rich and better looking.

[Ann]

That sounds pretty "offal" DT - you won't find mussels on my plates (or on my Hubby either LOL ) :)

[DTCwordfan]

lol, Ann - love mussels here.

[EDDIE51]

Starbuckone, possibly your snooker loving neighbour was trying to decide if it was better to go for the easy pink or the tight brown .