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Totes amazeballs
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"Totes Amazeballs"
Do you think the English language is being murdered?
Do you think the English language is being murdered?
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Totes Amazeballs stay crisp, though they now and then lisp
As they whisper their “thnap” in your bowl,
And though you pour a plastic bottle
Of milk on your breakfast gobble,
It never will turn into glop (so I’m told).
I know Shredded Wheat will stay crumbly and neat
Though you soak it a year in the depths of the ocean,
And from breakfast and lunch
Your Kellogs will crunch
To show you their love and undying devotion.
Oatie Porridge stay oaty, and Weetabix stay floaty,
And nothing can take the puff out of Puffed Rice.
But I wish they’d invent a cereal for someone
Who like it
All duncer sucky
And pasta sticky
And erin drippy
And prudie droppy
And mark rae lumpy
And sibton sugary
And gness soggy
And talbot gloopy
And ann caramelly
And JJ gooey
And Nungate mushy
And NoM NICE!
As they whisper their “thnap” in your bowl,
And though you pour a plastic bottle
Of milk on your breakfast gobble,
It never will turn into glop (so I’m told).
I know Shredded Wheat will stay crumbly and neat
Though you soak it a year in the depths of the ocean,
And from breakfast and lunch
Your Kellogs will crunch
To show you their love and undying devotion.
Oatie Porridge stay oaty, and Weetabix stay floaty,
And nothing can take the puff out of Puffed Rice.
But I wish they’d invent a cereal for someone
Who like it
All duncer sucky
And pasta sticky
And erin drippy
And prudie droppy
And mark rae lumpy
And sibton sugary
And gness soggy
And talbot gloopy
And ann caramelly
And JJ gooey
And Nungate mushy
And NoM NICE!