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I said to a girl, "If you come back to my house and have sex with me tonight, I can guarantee you an amazing orgasm within 40 seconds."
"What makes you so confident that of that?" she asked.
"I suffer with premature ejaculation."
"What makes you so confident that of that?" she asked.
"I suffer with premature ejaculation."
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On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room.
Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself.
Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his manhood. His wife gave him a weird look and then the husband replied, "If you're going as a sour-puss,
I'm going as a dictator."
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room.
Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself.
Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his manhood. His wife gave him a weird look and then the husband replied, "If you're going as a sour-puss,
I'm going as a dictator."
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