Ironing is to be outlawed unless you are licenced. (profit making opportunity)
Wine tasting to be compulsory as your local vino shop/supermarket will donate 6 bottles each week.
Fuel will be 10 p per litre.
Nominations please for Ministers for various departments.
One of the key platforms of the manifesto will be the attraction of the Bedroom Olympics to Britain - with place names like Cocks, Tickle Cock Bridge, Pennycumquick, Sandy Balls, Hole of Horcum, etc we should be able to win this international competition and so enrich our pockets.
Could do with some really GREEN ministries albs...Ministry for the Removal of Chewin' Gum...that would help the environment some! Could be part of the Ministry for the removal of Irritating Things...would make life more pleasant all round ;;)