The Ibuprofen Song

[mrs_overall]

If you feel a bit off colour
Or are feeling really ill,
There's a very simple answer,
Just take one little pill.
It's the answer to all ailments
You'll be as fit as a fiddle
And it doesn't cost the earth
(Currently 16p in Lidl).

Chorus:
"Ibuprofen is the answer"
Sqad will always sing
And if by chance it doesn't work
Give NHS Direct a ring.

If you have a headache
It will soon restore your smiles.
You can even mix it to a paste
And rub it on your piles.
If you feel like death warmed up
Sing "I don't give a damn
Because I know I can be cured
With 600 microgram."

Chorus:
"Ibuprofen is the answer"
Sqad will always sing
And if it doesn't work
Give NHS Direct a ring

From tennis elbow to a corn
Diahorrea to constipation
Ibuprofen is the answer
To medical salvation.
Food poisoning from seafood
From an oyster or a clam?
No problem, just remember
Take 600 microgram.

Chorus:
"Ibuprofen is the answer"
Sqad will always sing.
And if it doesn't work
Give NHS Direct a ring.

Copyright Cr@p Songs by Mrs Overall 2012

[whiskeryron]

If Ibuprofen is your choice
Maybe it does you good
I have never tried it
So perhaps one day I should.

I keep hearing all about it
And you have to use your head
But to read some comments on this site
It's the best thing since sliced bread.

I know that Sqad suggests it
So I think it must be good
Now Mrs O's promoting it
So take it with your food.

WR.

[Worriedmama]

Hi mrs overall, it took me a little while to find you but i just wanted to tell you sorry for yesterday and hope i didn't upset you and make you feel bad but i've had some issues in the past and present, my post explains everything and i can only hope you look deep into your heart to be able to forgive me for what i said.

Here is my post

Is Mrs Overall Around Tonight?

If mrs overall isn't on is it possible someone could c&p this or screenshot this and pass this on to her as i'm sure she must be very upset as yesterday my 8 year old daughter was reading this site and came across the ibuprofen poem and started asking me about pills and i flew into a rage as my sister died 8 months ago from ibuprofen overdose.

I have also switched medications which really isn't helping me leaving me manic and in a permanent state of psychosis and shitzophrenia so i am overly sensitive and confuse easily.

My mental health worker pointed all of this out to me after i had explained what occurred yesterday which left me shaking and mortified as she made me read back her post and made me realise she never meant any harm by it and it was a joke based poem not directed at me, my family or anyone i know.

I apologise to mrs overall, and any other users who were shocked or upset by my uneccessary rant


Please forgive me and i wish you all of the best.

Wm. XxX

[dotty.]

better get to bed you've to see your solicitor tomorrow, have you made a list of not what to rant about in court on thursday?

[Ann]

Chuckle chuckle again - dotty!

[Ann]

Is it the one and the same?

[sherrardk]

Ann, are you feeling any better now? Sorry, I know we don't normally post on the same threads, but I have just see this one and really felt bad for you and yours.