Ring - Ring "Hello"...

[Jemisa]

The Essex Blonde Phone call



"Hi Mum!"

"Hello Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at B&Q


"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call."

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African woman in the head."

"WHY?" What on earth happened...? Why did you do that?"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

[owdhamer]

Like it jem

[wardlaw]

*Chortlesplutters*. Jem you are someting else! Where do you get them?

[Hopkirk]

It's wrong on so many levels

(a bit like a fart in a lift)

[Jemisa]

WL< Ah-Hah,nudge nudge wink wink.!! :)

Jem

[marval]

lol

[squarebear]

I heard one similar:

I was recently thrown out of B&Q when I went to buy some planks of wood for my patio. One of the salesmen came up to me and asked if I wanted decking, so I got the first punch in.

[Jemisa]

Yes Square, I've heard that too (from Tim Vine I think) made me laugh, again. :)

Jem.