The Reverands Cassock

[Reverandfunk]

The Reverand is leaving his current position on Friday 14th December and will be hanging up his cassock until he gets a job that enables him to do nothing all day.

God bless you my flock....

[4getmenot]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

[Reverandfunk]

Sorry 4get, I was going to be leaving on 21st December but its now the 14th.

Think I might go on the markets lol

[redcrx]

have you got a note from your mother?

what excuse could you possibly have for leaving us to deal with 4get on our own? Its not fair!!!!!

[raysparx1]

Dear rev, I trust your current position is the "Missionary" position, as this is the only approved position for all men of the cloth, once you have disrobed you can get into any position you may desire, untill then remember "Men on Top" take care and keep the faith.

[Reverandfunk]

I would have a note if I knew who she was. I also tried to trace my father but under fathers name on my birth certificate it said "some soldiers".....

[raysparx1]

If the soldiers were from the household cavalry they are based at wellington barracks, Knightsbridge, hope this helps

[4getmenot]

Can I not even e-mail you then? :-(

[theonlyone]

What a sad story ..... you made me cry .

[redcrx]

have you considered becoming a stripper?

And we know him as our vicar
And by night a part-time stripper
And the vicar got suspended
In his stockings and suspenders
And he's making wine from water
While he dresses like his daughter
And we know that he's a rip off
'Cos we've seen him with his kit off

[helliebobs]

Blimey, hope your leaving is nothing to do with the way you abuse your work email :)

[bobtheturkey]

take your sheep fantasies and sod off then

[LoftyLottie]

Oh I shall miss you Rev. You always cheer me up! Don't stay away too long.

[JonnyBoy12]

Why are you leaving us so soon? Was it something we said?