Best Behaviour??

[Psybbo]

Why?

[tonyav]

Yep ^^^^^

[tonyav]

Ah righto shoota, Have you ever had one stuck in your radiator grill ?

[shoota]

Not yet T but I have to say it's a long time since I had the breasts of a couple of birds out on a Sunday morning....

[Psybbo]

DT, one on gness, loads of material there

[DTCwordfan]

Adapted

"Me Shoota is a keeper,
He's a very busy man,
I try to understand him (who can?)
And I help him all I can,
But sometimes on an AB evening
against their whacky wit, I feel a trifle dim,
All alone and plucking pheasants
When I'd rather pluck with him.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants
'Cos the pheasant plucker's plucking late.
I'm not good at plucking pheasants,
Pheasant plucking I get sloopy stuck,
Though some AB Moonie peasants find it pleasant
I'd much rather pluck a duck,
Oh, but plucking sibbo's knees is gorgeous,
I can pluck her loose goose with relative ease
But plucking pheasants is sheer torture,
For they haven't any tony grease.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
Gness has gone out on the shed tiles,
She only plucked one pheasant
And I'm sitting here with Ann's latest piles.
You have to pluck them Barmaid fresh,
If they're fresh it's not commoner unpleasant,
I knew a man in Boxtop's Dunstable,
Could pluck a frozen Mrs O pheasant.
They say Ed the village constable
Has pheasant plucking sessions
With Venator the Vicar of a Sunday
Twixt the first and second Nibble lessons.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the murray pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant plucker's come.
My good friend Sqad's most adept,
He's really got the knack,
He likes to have a pheasant plucked
Before he hits it with the Ibuprofen sack.
I try and lend a helping hand,
I gather up the mcfluffy feathers,
It's really all this pheasant plucking
Keeps us pair together!
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's friend,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
As a means unto a LieInKing end.
Me shoota husband's in the woods all day,
A-banging hard with his "gun", so he says
If he could hear me heartfelt screams and cries,
Then surely he would run,
For I've fluff in all me Lady J crannies
And there's feathers up me starbuck nose,
And I'm itchin' in NoM's kitchin'
From me fgt head down to me cupid toes.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
And when we pluck dotty together
It's a bloody pheasant plucking life!"

[tonyav]

LOL, excellent DT, now try saying it fast !

[shoota]

Pheasant plucking I get sloopy stuck........Love it!

[DTCwordfan]

well that's quietened the troops down.....

[gness]

Hi DT.....I was getting ready for my night on the shed tiles......and trying to say it quickly........lovely and fun. xx

[humbersloop]

^^ oi!! don't drag me into it ;)

[Psybbo]

OMG I am undone, DT you have excelled yourself xxxx

[DTCwordfan]

sloopy did you see the more serious one on your thread "how it works" yesterday?

[humbersloop]

I did and I really loved it dt, thank you

There's an interfering, busybody piece of software on our own website that's messing up our frontpage at the moment - when mr sloop's sorted it, they'll both be posted xx

[DTCwordfan]

One for Gness and her fans:

“Gness, I said, Gness, why
do you insist on calling me
by my name when I asked you
please to call me DTC
To show me your teeth,
your heaving breasts
and show me your fists
Goddamnit, there are still
some bones in my chest
you have yet to break
if you want you could use
my ribs for a cage in which
tonyav could live, O if only

you’d paint a big black x and take
that fecking sledgehammer and swing”

[humbersloop]

fifty shades of cage??

[DTCwordfan]

An AB book almost comes to mind.........

[Psybbo]

Hey love you all goodnight

[gness]

Ahhh..a rib...a bone... perchance but never your heart.........x

[gness]

Night Sib. See where your one word question took us. x

[DTCwordfan]

night sibbo, safe trip if you are driving....x