Score!

[moonraker558]

Old Moony and TTFN have gone to bed. After lying in bed for a few minutes Moony cuts a fart and says, "one - nil."
TTFN rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
"Goal. I'm ahead one nil."
A few minutes later TTFN lets one go and says, "Goal, 1 - 1 we're drawing."
After about ten minutes old Moony farts again and says, "Goal! I'm ahead 2 -1"
Now starting to get into it, TTFN quickly farts again and says "Goal, I'm equal."
Moony can't fart again! So, not to be outdone by TTFN, he gives it everything he has, trying for one more fart. Straining real hard, Moony 5hits in the bed.
TTFN asks, "What in the hell was that?"
Moony replies, "Half-time . . . switch sides."

[tonyav]

LOL, a gud un, moony. yer dead, you know that don't ya.

[flump1]

ha ha ha

[DTCwordfan]

gross but funny...

[marval]

Wait till TTFN catches up with you lol

[ttfn]

What would I give to make him eat his own words?

;)))))))))))))))))))))))))

Moony - am I correct in assuming that Mrs Moony does not know of your penchant for posting on AB? ♥

[Psybbo]

YUCK, BANNED

[ttfn]

A band around what, sibbo?

[Psybbo]

A banned of gold?

[Psybbo]

Have a stiff one ttfn

[ttfn]

Thudddddddddddddddd

They don't make them 'that' stiff :(

[askyourgran]

Sibbo are you egging ttfn on. Have a stiff one - she says!

[Psybbo]

Well, I thought she liked a brandy,,,,,,,

[ttfn]

gran - you are not doing too badly at that yourself. Egging, indeed ;) x