Shopping.

[Mick-Talbot]

I was in the tesco yesterday, when a gorgeous woman smiled at me, waved and said hello.
I thought to myself ... 'whose that'

“Do I know you ?” I asked.

“I think you’re the father of one of my kids!” she replied

omg I thought ....thinking back to when I was unfaithful to the missus.

“oh ..... you must be the stripper from that stag-do-
I was drunk but I remember that we were at it like rabbits on the pool table whilst all my mates shouted and cheered us on.



" No......." she said ....




" I'm your daughters school teacher"

[Mick-Talbot]

I've just discovered Rolph Harris is dyslexic.

Rofl

[albaqwerty]

lol that'll learn ye to keep it in yer boxers :-D

[marval]

lol