Any First Date Horror Stories?

[mrs_overall]

I once went on a date and met the guy in a bar he suggested. I asked for a cider and he came back from the bar with...2 coffees. He then proceeded to lecture me on the evils of drink. He had a small tattoo on the inside of his wrist -WWJD. When he told me it stood for What Would Jesus Do, I decided to scarper.
(apologies to a nervous Evian lol)

[parkie]

My first ever date, I was about 14 and it was with a girl in my class at school.
We went to the cinema, sat as near to the back as we could get, (nudge nudge, wink wink), just getting comfortable and I glanced round behind us to see our headmaster and his wife sitting right behind us. Surprise!!!

[DTCwordfan]

Reminds me of a Head of House who was caught kissing his Housemaster's rather attractive daughter under the rhodos, the old boy out walking in the garden.

He was the main biology master, a Welshman with a booming voice, mad as a hatter and not unknown for him to launch a bunsen burner or "Roberts" A-level massive tome in your direction if you weren't paying attention.

Nothing was said for a few days and then the Head of House was in the old boy's study and took the opportunity to apologise for being rumbled. The response, the immortal "Whaaaayyy, young man, that's what housemasters' daughters are for."