I've just knocked over....

[Jeza]

A full bottle of Bacardi. Managed to save about a quarter of it. It's not the cost of it , it's the bloody mess. All over the remote which now doesn't work. all over the carpet that now looks like it's been peed on. I now need a drink, shall I lick the carpet?

[erin-x]

Get a straw!! Haha!

[Ann]

LOL Jeza - the mind boggles!

[askyourgran]

Roll up the carpet and wring it out!

[ttfn]

I would stay on the carpet all night, face down. I am jealous of the remote - at my age, pah!

[dotty.]

you ought to be locked up you're dangerous ! lol

[ttfn]

Reminds me of a couple of Christmasses ago, Jeza. My boss took some of us up the pub and she bought me a large Courvoisier. I was thirsty and it disappeared quickly.

My boss said 'You drank that bloody quick!' I replied, 'Yes, I had one knocked over once'.

[rabet]

Jeza, I admire your restraint. If I opened a new bottle of Bacardi I would have swigged half of it before letting go of the bottle. Love it with Coke, ice and lemon!

[Jeza]

I knocked it over with my sleeve. Bloody house coat. Opened it to pour a drink put it down to get the TV mag, and I've told you the rest.

[rabet]

You opened your housecoat to pour a drink? Intriguing . . .

[Jeza]

I'm sure both the carpet and the remote will dry out, but I'm dreading the carpet stain. On the other hand I now have a quarter of a bottle to enjoy. Cheers

[Mamyalynne]

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[Jeza]

Is AB running slow, I've been chucked out twice in as many minutes.

[Mamyalynne]

seems ok here though did wonder if I had offended you LOL

[Jeza]

Sleeve. Sleeve. Rabit. No opening of anything, except the bottle.

[cupid04]

I'd be more worried being with out the remote, means I've got get off my bum and switch channels!

[Jeza]

No Mam. I loved it. Have another on me. Any offers to lick my carpet?

[cupid04]

I've already got a furry tongue, thankyou!!