Petrol Anyone?

[maggiebee]

I used to go out with a girl who worked in a petrol station.

I was absolutely gutted when she dumped me.

Now I can't drive past the station without filling up!

[starone]

Groan. But I did laugh as well.

[marval]

g r o a n lol

[wiltsman]

You might have a job doing that today!

[DTCwordfan]

hee hee - the one with that keeps a long penis in her ear, called Number 3?

[weecalf]

Five star .Deisel little thing are sent to try us .Was he name Phylis ?

[JonnyBoy12]

What did the petrol say as it was being pumped into a diesel car?

What kind of fuel do you take me for?