final words

[celeryman]

Was looking at some notable epitaphs actually on tombstones. Two real crackers are. Mel Blanc. Thats all folks. Spike Milligan. I told you I was ill. I want mine to be. Hes not dead yet . What are your wishes for the last time you get stoned.

[Lore]

I want mine to say......



Keep Off the Grass!!

[abstract]

lore,so an anti drug message on your one then!

[Lakitu]

LOL!!

I'm loving these!

Hey Lore, you haven't been around for ages!

[logic]

well ,you've got me thinking of one for mine now, and i'm hoping it's a bit too early.

[Lore]

That's your interpretation, abstract. :p

Lakitu, I'm away from work for a while so I get time to play again! :)

[abstract]

hahaha!

[Lore]

Oh....

Does my bum look big in this?!

[Lakitu]

Lucky you, Lore. Lovely to see you x

[Lore]

Thank you :)

i feel awful asking this but... did you once have a different name? I can't remember seeing your name before :o/ sorry.

[celeryman]

A bloke in the pub told me he had 500 people under him,found out he cuts the grass in the cemetry.

[Lakitu]

Oh sorry! I keep forgetting I'm wearing a different outfit LOL. I'm Dakota.

[Lakitu]

Haha, well he wasn't telling porkies, celeryman ;o)

[Lore]

bloomin' eck Daks! lol, ((((hugs)))) xx

[Lakitu]

LOL (((hugs))) right back at you! xx

[Lore]

You should've slapped him with a stick of celery for that poor, poor joke, cm.

[another-view]

A 2 seater plane crashed into an Irish cemetery.
Police have so far dug up 864 bodies and expect more as work continues.

[JonnyBoy12]

Laugh out load at 'another-view'!

Here lies the body of "B. Keeper,

Dearest Beth, stung to death!"