Pam ayres mouse poem

[Batman7070]

Does any one know where I can find the full poem about a mouse and the vicar
it has the lines "A mouse - my foot - it was a hand"

[stewey]

It might be on this site.

http://monologues.co....irst_Ladies/index.htm

[Batman7070]

Thanks Stewey but its not there

[AlwaysConfused]

http://monologues.co....ites/Hand_in_Bird.htm

i don't know if this is it? Apologies if not!

[AlwaysConfused]

I wonder if a late celeb read this poem!?!

[murraymints]

oh I wish I'd loooked after my teeth !

[Maydup]

lol couldn't be inappropriate at the moment could it!

[AlwaysConfused]

My altered version:

I am a maiden who is forteen,
And a maiden I shall stay.
There are some who call me haughty,
But I care not what they say.

I wanted a chimpanzee party
At my school today,
So I called Jim’ll fix it
In my usual jolly way

When suddenly, I knew not why,
There came a funny feeling
Of something crawling up my thigh!
I nearly hit the ceiling!

A mouse! I thought. How foul! How mean!
How exquisitely tickly!
Quite soon I know I'm going to scream.
I've got to catch it quickly.

I made a grab. I caught the mouse,
Now right inside my knickers.
A mouse my foot! It was a HAND!
Great Savile! It was just like the vicar's!

[Batman7070]

Brilliant thanks confused, you get the cupie doll

[Batman7070]

Your version even better, big laughs here