I have a bloomin' great lump of Green's of Glasonbury organic Cheddar in the fridge, I might tuck in later with homemade piccalilli and some Garners pickled onions. Guarantees me not having having any visitors this evening ;-)
Fantastically graphic descriptions.....not sure how the description of an aroma can be graphic but the image of mild cheddar fans running for the hills when confronted with that selection is quite graphic in my mind!