Divorce?

[DTCwordfan]

Moonie and Redman were quietly sitting in a boat fishing,
chewing tobacco and drinking CAMRA beer when suddenly
Moonie says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife – she
ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”

Redman spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says,

“Better think it over …women like that are hard to find.”

[tonyav]

LOL. Redman is correct.

[magicmick]

Very true dt, I usually get the Huntsmans Supper cold shoulder and grouse :-)

[moonraker558]

Actually it's more like 3 months.

[rowanwitch]

The price on your head just doubled

[Psybbo]

LOL, so wife and mistress not speaking to moonie, aw

[moonraker558]

Who said my mistress isn't speaking to me, sometimes we write to each other.

[ttfn]

Just stamp the bloody envelope next time

[Wharton]

Do you speak to your wife when you're making love?
If there's a phone handy.

[Psybbo]

Before you get stamped on, moonie