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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart"!
"Is this her first child"? asks the Doctor.
"No"! he shouts, "this is her husband"!
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man:
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies:
"If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat"!
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart"!
"Is this her first child"? asks the Doctor.
"No"! he shouts, "this is her husband"!
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man:
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies:
"If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat"!
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