Perfect candidate

[joeluke]

I was asked at my job interview today at a call centre what qualities I had for the job.

"I'm rude, arrogant, don't take any bullsh!t and have no interest in peoples problems" I said.

I start on Monday.

[weecalf]

Did you say you know terrible music that you can play when the suckers are hanging on

[maggiebee]

Sure you'll be with lots of like minded prats.