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The fly...
An Englishman,Irishman and Scotsman go into a pub and order a pint each of Guiness. Just then, 3 flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted and pushes his pint away, the Scotsman picks out the fly,shrugs and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches into the glass,pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him whilst yelling "Spit it out,ya b...***! Spit it out!"
The Englishman looks disgusted and pushes his pint away, the Scotsman picks out the fly,shrugs and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches into the glass,pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him whilst yelling "Spit it out,ya b...***! Spit it out!"
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