No names needed here.

[moonraker558]

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddddildosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models." The old woman asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?" The clerk responds,"Yes we do". "Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe effffinggg ttthingggg offffff?"

Footnote: Even I am not that brave to alter it. Good night all. ♥

[excelsior-1]

Brilliant

[Psybbo]

Abbout tttttime, swwwwwwwwweet ddddddreams xxxxxxx

[tonyav]

Nighty night, moony.

[moonraker558]

You have the same model then Sibbo.lol.

[tonyav]

LOL.

[starone]

wonder who he meant?

[marval]

lol

[ttfn]

Coward ♥