ChatterBank1 min ago
Cowboy boots
Bert was a real cowboy fan and when he was passing a shoe shop and saw some cowboy boots in the window he had to buy them.
He was so pleased with them he wore them home and walked straight into the kitchen where his wife was preparing the dinner.
"Notice anything different?" He asked.
"No," she replied.
"Well, look at me carefully," he said. "Are you sure you don't see anything different?"
"Nope" Came the reply.
In exasperation he went upstairs, stripped off, put on just his cowboy boots and went downstairs again.
"NOW do you see anything different about me?" He said.
"No," said his wife. "It was hanging down yesterday, it's hanging down today and it will probably be hanging down tomorrow."
"It's hanging down because it's pointing at my new cowboy boots." Said Bert.
"If that's the case," said his wife, "you'd have been better off buying a cowboy hat."
He was so pleased with them he wore them home and walked straight into the kitchen where his wife was preparing the dinner.
"Notice anything different?" He asked.
"No," she replied.
"Well, look at me carefully," he said. "Are you sure you don't see anything different?"
"Nope" Came the reply.
In exasperation he went upstairs, stripped off, put on just his cowboy boots and went downstairs again.
"NOW do you see anything different about me?" He said.
"No," said his wife. "It was hanging down yesterday, it's hanging down today and it will probably be hanging down tomorrow."
"It's hanging down because it's pointing at my new cowboy boots." Said Bert.
"If that's the case," said his wife, "you'd have been better off buying a cowboy hat."
Answers
1 to 6 of 6
Best Answer
No best answer has yet been selected by parkie. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.
For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.1 to 6 of 6
