Abolish Christmas

[GGodsmark]

I want somewhere on Christmas day where there will be no Christmas decorations in sight and it must not cost me any money to get there.

[Old_Geezer]

The 'not any money' condition not being feasible, unless you master 24 hour meditation in your living room.

[GGodsmark]

Hi LochNessMonster

Can I stay for free?.

[factor-fiction]

There are some good suggestions here:
http://www.squidoo.com/how-to-avoid-christmas

[shoota]

Get knicked Christmas Eve, drunk and dis is a good one......

[guilliebrougues]

the best place will be for you is
to stay at home then and do your own thing. That way you do not have to travel anywhere or even have decorations if you do not want to. And if you stay in bed you do not have to eat or drink anything either. Just place a tumbler of water by your bedside in case you get thirsty.

[factor-fiction]

GGodsmark has left AB for ever so we'll never know how he spends Christmas

[Nibble]

Find your local muslim/bhudist temple to hid out in :)

[Psybbo]

The smallest room in the house?

[DTCwordfan]

Take a tent, and your hound, and get Prince William and his RAF crew to airlift you onto Rockall.

http://www.island-man.co.uk/photos/r312.jpg

[owdhamer]

The local crem.

[Psybbo]

Good one owd!