Good for Them

[marval]

In a small town, farmers of the community had got together to discuss some important issues.

About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up
and spoke her piece.

One of the old farmers stood up and said, "What does she know about anything? I would like to ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has."

Quick as a flash, the woman replied, "Take off your boots sir, and count them yourself!"


A professor was one day walking along a very narrow street when he came face to face with a rival.

The street was too narrow for two to pass.

The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said haughtily, "I never make way for fools!"

Smiling, the professor stepped aside and said, "I always do."

[Psybbo]

Clever lol

[starone]

Oh yes, I like these. Wish I could think of such brilliant repartee at the appropriate time. I usually think of what I could have said hours afterwards.

[marval]

I do the same Star