Police raid.

[Khandro]

Police in Liverpool last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 20 tonnes of heroin, £5 million in forged UK banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes, all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library in Toxteth.

Local residents were stunned, and a community spokesman said:

"We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library."

[cupid04]

Lol, Book 'im danno!

[Kiki-frog]

lol (I wonder if anyone will complain about it being a Scousist joke)

[plautus]

Rubbish! Scaremongering! There were only 23 Ukrainian prostitutes. Of the other two one was Lithuanian and the other a ladyboy from Bangkok.

[starone]

tee-hee