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Jemisa | 13:40 Mon 12th Nov 2012 | Jokes
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I don't do many ethnic jokes, but being a descendant from the Highlands, I
felt this was one I could do.
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Jock was told on applying for a job in Oz, that his application would have to be
approved by the Membership Board and that he would have their decision in a
couple of days.

Two days later he was told that his application was refused.

He went there To find out why.

He was asked, "You're Jewish, aren't you?"

"Aye" he answered, "but I'm as Scottish as you are MacT."

"Well, you understand that we wear nothing under our kilts."

"Aye, I know that."

"And being Jewish, you must be circumcised then?."

"Aye I am that"
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"Well, the board decided that they could not stand a circumcised man
parading around with us."

"Och, away with ye man," he cried. "I know I must be a Protestant to march
In the Orangeman's parade, and a Catholic to belong to the Knights of
Columbus, but this is the first time I've heard that a man had to be a
complete pr!ck to be a Scotsman!"
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lol I love it Jem
I always thought that he was barred simply because he did not have a Police record. Seemingly, "Message in a bottle" no longer counts.
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mmmm! I must admit Plautus I've not got a clue to what you are talking about?

Jem
Love it Jem xxxx

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