money

[karatefatboy]

how can i make a million pounds

[ELVIS68]

Borrow �999,999 and put a quid to it

[CheekyChops]

Win the lottery.

[snapdarlich]

Get a job with the Royal Mint?

[veritymoon]

dont know but if you figure it out let me know

[funnywebsite]

Buy a conterfeiting machine and print your own

[AliFlump]

keep falling over in the street and ringing the accident injury people

[funnywebsite]

Buy a Monopoly game and try and win

[Trotbot]

invest 2 million badly

[kepla]

Work for 40 years in a job which pays �25000 per year.

[Madmonks]

Phone a very rich person and tell them the negatives will cost them �1,000,000.

You'll be surprised how many will pay up!

[vicmel]

Start with �2 million and put into Equitable Life or give it to Gordon Brown. He will soon 'invest' it in public wastefulness.

[country_boy]

Put a quid on a 100 horse accumulator down your local bookies - job done!

[Dijana]

Are you creative?

Karate Fat Boy.... interesting name. If you are really into karate, that is a great name for a franchise.

Set Up one excellent shop, get it going, construct a manual.

Sell a franchise, limited to one per city.

Men will flock because of your business honesty.

No problem making it, how will you invest it? Girls, Alcohol and Gambling?

[bikepacker]

Realise the only place money comes before work is in the dictionary. Then try and find a copy of a book called "Everyone lives by selling something" and follow the problem solving techniques of the author. I know of at least 3 people this as worked for. One of them is estimated to be worth 25 million.