Two Little Boys

[marval]

The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school.

One day he surprised the teacher.

He tapped her on the shoulder and said.

"I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades,
somebody is going to get a spanking."


After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly
announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister
when I grow up."

"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"

"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway,
and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen.

[Psybbo]

Love it, especially the second one

[starone]

Tee-hee - great stuff marval