Who said this golf quote/joke or where was it said?

[LittleSquidge]

"Oh golf is full of innuendos.
I mean you've got to get your stance right, grip on the shaft and swing in a smooth and non-jerky manner and if you do it right, you get that really nice sound that lets you know you've hit the sweet spot."

A friend is praising an English student for writing this, but I know he didn't as the partner is a golf pro and makes me read golf jokes/quotes. To make it worse, the student is taking full praise!
I could even finish half of the words and the ending off, so I know I've read it at least once in the last two years. It's so familiar. . .

Would be amazing if anyone could help find who said it or where it has been posted, as it's even bothering me that I can't remember now! Words, grammar and punctuation may not be exact to original.

Thank you in advance.

[doctordb]

I'm not sure but the captain's wife at my golf club asked me for a double entendre, so i gave her one.

[LittleSquidge]

Haha.
I can see so many silly answers being posted here now!

[LittleSquidge]

Anyone any idea tonight?

[pjgriffo]

And of course if you ae really lucky , you get a hole in one.

[pjgriffo]

It is certainly not original (apart from my own contribution just now !).
This is the sort of schoolboy humour that's been around for ever.
There is a similar routine about the game of bridge , which I heard some years ago but have forgotten.
Both games by the way involve a lot of old farts, myself included.