Gardening

[albaqwerty]

(courtesy of a friend) Possibly for over 12's?

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date
with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her
'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out she goes.


The next day the teenager comes down stairs,
And the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over
And that it is just not appropriate...
The grandmother says,

'Loosen up, Sweetie.
If you can show off your rose buds,
Then I can display my hanging baskets.

Happy Gardening

[tonyav]

Hey, were did you nick that one from, LOL.

[albaqwerty]

I couldn't possibly tell you our kid!! xxx


It was and is brilliant, right up my boulevard :-D

[Sir Alec]

Right up your boulevard? God, that sounds uncomfortable!

[DTCwordfan]

at least the various bushes were not on show.....

[tonyav]

Oi pack it in Sir A, don't start me lol

[shoota]

I prefer the mother with the orchard - she has a nice pear......

[albaqwerty]

It's ok if you sit side-saddle Alec :-D

[mallyh]

sadly so true as you get older lol

[DTCwordfan]

I've got my secateurs here if any bush needs a bit of trimming.

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^

[albaqwerty]

ooh got another one!!! no, it don't need trimming I'll come back to that in a mo.

[albaqwerty]

the things you think of at 2 in the morn, how do pubes know not to grow any longer than they do, so when they're shaved, why bother growing back?

[tonyav]

Yeah, I wonder ?.

[starone]

tee-hee to joke and answers.

[marval]

lol

[shoota]

Shaved? Fess up.....