Guns v Women

[dickythecook]

SIX REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS TO WOMEN



1. You can trade in an old 45 for a 22;


2. You can admire a friends gun & he'll let you try it;



3. Your gun stays with you even if you run out of ammo;



4. Guns function normally 'everyday';


5. A Gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it;



And the best one........

6. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN !


So there you have it.



Any questions?

[emersonkelly]

But Gun cannot massage you when you feel tired, cannot encourage you in every walk of life as women. Without women there is no life for men; but without men there is life for women.

[dickythecook]

"Without women there is no life for men."

with some women there is no life for a man! ;-}
It was a joke.