Some smiles for you...

[Jemisa]

Did you hear about the big, alcoholic transvestite - All he
wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
.............

Dennis says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick
said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."
...............

My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15
hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
............

Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the
window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
..............

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with
sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

.............
After years of research, scientists have discovered what
makes women happy. Nothing.
...............
Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot.
Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month.........
time to change supplier I think.
..............

2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I
said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30
minutes.
I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.

[starone]

Tee-hee - lol

[Grandma_Yiddo]

On a horrible cold damp day that really made me smile,thank you.

[marval]

Love them Jem.