I Even Tried Stand-Up Comedy, On Stage ...

[excelsior-1]

... people just laughed at me

[Arksided]

I tried sitting down once... I missed

[bookbinder]

Bob Monkhouse:
When I said that I wanted to be a comedian, people just laughed. Well, they're not laughing now!

[Baldric]

It's becoming routine you changing jobs excel.

[excelsior-1]

He was the best, in my opinion, bookbinder

[bookbinder]

excelsior, you're right. I always found him, at least, amusing, and sometimes he even made me laugh, which isn't easy to do! By the way, I liked your one-liner. I didn't mean to hijack your thread, but the Bob Monkhouse gag just popped into my head, as soon as I saw "...people just laughed at me."

[excelsior-1]

Not a problem.

[Cruciformist]

How apollo-ing!

[owdhamer]

I met a girl called Patio Doors said she was an irish joiners daughter.

[Cruciformist]

I met a Welsh plumber with one tooth in the top and one in the bottom. Jones central 'eating.

[Jemisa]

That has a smack of 'Tim Vine' excel...

jem :)

[marval]

It didn't last, it was curtains for you

[Cruciformist]

That's life in the spotlight.