Morning Owd

[gness]

A quickie before I go off on my waxwing hunt.....thermals and bins at the ready.
Hope you're less tired today though it doesn't dampen your ardour! ;-)

Cheery image:
Sunny-Dave didn't want to look out of place in Essex so:

He's gone blonde!!!!!! But there was extra to pay for the body hair.
Then there was the tan! I told him not to use Cherry Blossom shoe polish but would he listen??? Pray it doesn't rain.
I'm not sure the pelmet from his sitting room makes a good skirt but at least it fits....not that it hides his bits and I told him SOME Essex girls do wear knickers. Not in my experience says Dave.
He scoured the shops for white stilettos.....size 19....no luck so he's tippexed his biker boots.
He's even prepared to forego his beloved ale for pints of Watermelon Bacardi. By god...the man's a trooper.
Essex face lift?.... you ask. Have you seen how fast Dave rides that bike!!!!!

Watch this space.

Love Gx

[tonyav]

Ah you mean the withdrawal method, DT lol.

[DTCwordfan]

as developed by Shaking Stevens, tony......

[gness]

What's a Steven?

[tonyav]

Yes DT, was his backing band called '' The Knee Tremblers ''.

[Psybbo]

No Tony, the picture of gness naked with daughter's scanty negligee over her head, sliding down the driveway after the bin still makes me giggle

[tonyav]

Yes, what a picture sibo lol.

[Psybbo]

Sorry, had a phone call and got out of time

[DTCwordfan]

well there you are, trembling.....

Gness, a Steven - "seven inches and it makes a woman to get the first of her trembles" - a Daily Telegraph clue perhaps?

[DTCwordfan]

so is that chez Sibs in the avatar then?

[Psybbo]

I wish, DT

[sunny-dave]

I unaccountably missed this thread yesterdat - must have been too busy with the gravy browning tanning solution. It's a helluva game painting the seams on straight ...

I'll have you know that my preferred drink remains the the the the "pint if baileys with a cherry onnastick"...

[sunny-dave]

Well that all typoed very nicely - dratted small phone and big fingers again :-)

Hope you are getting some sleep Owd - sure your harem will be along to cheer you up again today

dave xx

[murraymints]

hope you are feeling a wee bit brighter now Owd ! xx