I Had A Job As A Ghost-Hunter...

[Cruciformist]

but I couldn't get into the spirit of it.

[Cruciformist]

It was an interesting exorcise, though.

[fredkins]

I bet you have been haunted by It ever since.

[vulcan]

Did you do this all day or was it just a moaning job?

[Cruciformist]

I held my head in my hands!

[piggynose]

did you hear about the 2 gay ghosts who put the willies up each other

[Cruciformist]

They'd need a few djinns!

[excelsior-1]

i sus-spectre you were quite good at the job, cruciformist

[Cruciformist]

They gave me a Pole ter heist.

[Cruciformist]

My fan Tom was spooked.