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Cruciformist | 11:37 Mon 10th Dec 2012 | Jokes
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..but was given the brush -off. It was so emulsional.
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vulcan42
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this post might varnish shortly.
11:42 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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I lost weight over it - I was thinner. I glossed over the details.
11:39 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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you were canned then
11:40 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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Cruciformist, you've just ruined about 20 replies at this stage.
11:40 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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stop stirring it.
11:41 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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this post might varnish shortly.
11:42 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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glasman - then let the ABers exercise the grey matter! It's cold today - I need a top-coat!
11:43 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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So It was all a total white-wash then.
11:44 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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Ok. Sorry for being so hard - gloss over it.
11:45 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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Man, ahm a-getting in dis temper now.
11:46 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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a tanker carrying red paint collided with a tanker carrying purple paint


both crews were marooned
11:47 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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Tommy Cooper:-

"I painted my wife in oils - she looks like a sardine"
11:50 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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these replies are eggshellant.
11:50 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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I went for some paint the guy said watercolour would you like?
11:55 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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Is painting a dyeing trade?
12:00 Mon 10th Dec 2012

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