Jeremy Kyle, twelve days of Christmas song.

[Traci66]

12 cans of carling ..... 11 DNA tests ..... 10 dads to choose from ..... 9 teeth between them ..... 8 squeezed in track suits ..... 7 stinking smack rats ..... 6 Dunlop trainers ..... 5 stolen rings ..... 4 fat slags ..... 3 ugly tw**s ........ 2timing c**ts and a wa** er who parades them on tv.
Courtesy of Facebook.

[murraymints]

tee hee !!!

[vodkancoke]

lol love it :)

[Traci66]

Glad you like it, I'm always a bit unsure about posting things like this.

[albaqwerty]

Excellent!! love it Traci.

[chaptazbru]

Watched JK for the first time in ages yesterday (off work) and the state of the people on that show absolutely stunned me! Effing and jeffing, scruffy, bad teeth or hardly any teeth and quite frankly, dead thick !!! Why, why, why does he pander to people like this ???

[Caribeing]

Great, exactly true, were does he get them from! Don't watch it much but when I do I have never seen uglier maladjusted people in all my life.

[sandyRoe]

I've never seen that show. Is it like the Jerry Springer show with English accents?

[andy-hughes]

I honestly believe that the massive audience figures are generated by the comforting thought that how ever bad the viewers' lives may be, they are nothing conpared to the sights and sounds on the JK extravaganza - which makes everyone feel that little bit better about their lives.

[divegirl]

lol...

I like this one too....



Lisa x

[ummmm]

Andy - I think it's morbid fascination. They are like a different species.

[chaptazbru]

sandy - it's far worse than Jerry Springer !

The people ring up to get on the show and apparently they think they are 'stars' after appearing on it .....

[zebo]

When I record Pointless, no comments please, I get the last few minutes of Kyle in the US and the standard of guest there is far superior. Maybe he'll go there permanently.

[Traci66]

Just thought I'd bump this up now its December.