Ahem

[dotty.]

Dennis Tanner has been to prison, how has he passed the CRB enhanced disclosure to get the lollipop man's job at Bessie street school?

[tonyav]

it's all Ray Langtons fault.

[netibiza]

Has Dennis been forbidden to work with children, no though not!

I blame Martha Longhurst.

[dotty.]

when i was about 8 my mum had a coronation street jigsaw and it was martha minnie and elsie sitting in the snug

[Canary42]

He is regarded as safe because the camera-men will be watching him all the time.

[boxtops]

You only need an enhanced CRB check if you are working on your own with the vulnerable or young people, surely the main road is not a place where you could get up to no good, anyway?

[netibiza]

But Canary, has the cameraman been checked?