It Was Rowan's Fault!

[gness]

In the pub in Birmingham with Tony and Dave waiting for Rowan and Redman who I've never met. Nipped to the loo and there was a lady in a red coat.....has to be Rowan I thought. It was so we hugged....bladders could wait.
Can I get you a drink.....I asked. No....replied Rowan.....Redman's at the bar getting some in......I'll catch you up.
There is one man at the bar, being served.....right age...looks pampered by a good woman....has to be Redman.
I sidle up, rub my arm against his and say.....Heloooooo, Redman darling. Mine's a Guinness.
Well..errrrr.... Stammers the startled man.......I'm not Redman but I can be if you like.
No he bloody well can't.... says a female voice behind me....he's with me.
And the more you try to apologise and explain the worse you look. :-(

[whiskeryron]

// Gness got her little gadget out but complained she had to suck so hard she nearly got a hernia every time she tried it // The mind boggles. Mind how you go guys if you visit Brum you could easily get lost in the German market.

WR.

[gness]

Morning Ron....would say take very tall Dave in his yellow jacket so you don't get lost but who got lost? Very tall Dave in his yellow jacket! x

[tonyav]

LOL, yeah almost impossible to lose dave, great day yesterday. Ron you just get swept along at the German market.

[whiskeryron]

OMG poor old Dave

WR.

[gness]

Ron....NoM was with him so he was quite happy.....we had to climb the steps for an overhead view....still couldn't find him so yippee for mobile phones.

[whiskeryron]

I find wearing a very bright luminous red hat quite helpful in crowds.

WR.

[rowanwitch]

not at christmas in the german market about 10% of those there wear santa hats...you would blend in..

[owdhamer]

It could only happen to you gness see alba on how to fu mble.