Cols Callers

[Slapshot]

2 women called at my door & asked me what bread I ate.

I said,"white".

They then lectured me on the benefits of brown bread for the next 30mins!

Feckin Hovis Witnesses!

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Doorbell rings, I answer it and the bloke says,

"Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?"

"Feck!!" I said to the wife, "That's all we need, a Je-hoover's witness".

[Jemisa]

This one turns up on a regular basis here. :)
Jem