Know Your Carols?

[marval]

A teacher asked her students to write the words to their favourite Christmas Carols.

She probably got fired for mentioning Christmas in school. Anyway here are some of the humorous lines she received:


Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

We three kings of porridge and tar

On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me

Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

He's makin a list, chicken and rice.

Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

With the jelly toast proclaim

Olive, the other reindeer. (All of the other reindeer)

Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

Sleep in heavenly peas

In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is sparse and brown

You'll go down in listerine

Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

O come, froggy faithful

[marje]

Lol, couldn't help it!

[boxtops]

Those are great - in the same vein as Gladly, my crossed-eyed bear :-)

[seadogg]

We sang, "Good King Wensus last looked out
On the feet of Steven.

[starone]

lol most heartily marval. I thought these were really funny.