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Thanks For The Peanuts ......................................................
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.
While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.
As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts."
She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.
While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.
As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts."
She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."
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That is actually true. I used to visit an old lady (toothless) who gave me a bag of hazelnuts every so often. It wasn't until one day she said 'my neighbour Rene is poorly she hasn't been able to get to the shops lately. She would always bring me a bar of nut chocolate, I didn't have the heart to tell her I can't do with the nuts, so you won't be getting any for a while'. Ho hum. Glad I didn't eat any they always looked a bit gnawed at. It is now a family joke about Gladys's nuts.