Not His Day...

[Jemisa]

A young, lonely bloke driving across the country decided to pick
up a stunning, blonde hitchhiker. A few miles into the journey , the
blonde started coming onto him, so needless to say, he pulled
over to the side of the desolate, deserted road so she could
give him some oral pleasure. Once his trousers were down to his
ankles, the blonde surprised him with a gun, she then bound his wrists
to his ankles. Then, she robbed him of his wallet and his clothes,
then drove off with his car.

Once she was out of sight, the man struggled to his feet and
began hopping alongside the road in a desperate attempt to get
some help.

A short time later, a lorry pulled up alongside the troubled
man. “What happened to you?” asked the driver, with a grin. The
man explained his plight, still bent over … The lorry driver stepped down from his
lorry, and as he unzipped his trousers he remarked, “This just
ain’t been your day, has it boy!”.....

[moonraker558]

Some day's it just don't pay to get outa bed.

[marval]

Oops lol