Ever Been Caught Short

[Bazile]

Did anyone see that programme last night on Channel 5 about gymnasium and diet .

Apparently in that now famous picture of Paula Radcliffe releiving herself in public during that marathon race ( or whatever it was ) she later admitted that she had not just done a number 1 , but also a number 2

Have you ever been caught short ?

[Baldric]

Years back, I used to Weightlift seriously, that was not without its' moments :o(

[gness]

Remember those little tins baby food came in? I once buried a lot in the garden for my little lad to use for a golf game with his friends. Little fingers couldn't always get the ball out so I did it. Thought the wet was rain or dew til I found out their other game was.....who can pee in a can from the greatest distance.

[frugalfred]

In the Cotswolds it's known as "doing a country one". Dock leaves are useful, too.

[boxtops]

Dock leaves are useful if you get nettle stings on your bum, too :-)

[sunny-dave]

... or anywhere else Boxy :)

[commoner]

After sitting a full six hours on the M1 because of a lorry fire I was desperate for a pee....bit the bullet and got out of the car and with a copy of the Daily Express to cover my bits I "went" at the side of the hard shoulder....this was what just about everyone was waiting for as car door s were flung open and all and sundry followed my example.....almost required a red flood warning...a magic moment in my life......Heh heh!

[tenrec]

Yep, as a runner, I had to take a detour from my normal run. That was the bad news. The good news was I saw a bike lying in the bushes. Told police and they said take it home. If it isn't claimed within 3 months it's yours!

[EcclesCake]

Cupid....I'm not sure you fully read the OP!

[Prudie]

Perhaps some of these irresponsible dog owners are getting the rough end of the stick :-)

[tenrec]

Do dog owners have to use a poop scoop for their deposits?

[Psybbo]

That's a thought, Prudie, should everyone carry a poop scoop, just in case?

[granny grump]

Came closer than I would ever want to again while I was taking Zantec - so called fat busting tablets. I stopped taking them straight away - couldn't risk it again

[AlwaysConfused]

One fine day, out walking the dog, hand in hand with my partner....... a sudden feeling overcome me! I ran, managed to tie the dog to a street sign and legged it behind a hedge. OH was rather confused, but found it absolutely hilarious when I started shouting for a tissue or leaves.
I was taking tablets for my back at the time, I think it relaxed me a little too much :O

[paddywak]

Among the various medicines I had to take after I had my stroke was one which contained a diuretic. I had to be very careful as when them things start working you got to go, which left me looking for cover and a very embarrassed Trish standing guard. Thankfully after a while I managed to retrain myself.