Bear With Me

[marval]

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.

He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.

Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"

[VHG]

We used to tell this joke at the computer company where I worked.

The sales people would often go out and sell a large complex computer system to a customer, then leave us technical people to sort out how to get it all to work togther.

Meanwhile they went off to try to sell another computer system to another customer.

So we likened them to the man who found the bear, then rushed off to get another bear, leaving the poor guy in the cabin to skin that one.

[marval]

So you really did all the hard work.