An Offer From Mrso

[gness]

Following Sir Alec's wish to see her scar, MrsO is producing a limited edition of signed photographs of her stapled incision. These are offered in a hand made frame and should be ordered through me....and yes I am on a fairly generous commission which seems to include Marigolds, mackerel and a 2ft headless seagull.

[shoota]

Is she fit?

[sunny-dave]

"More staples than a Playboy Centrefold"

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[hellywelly4]

It's very strange - I don't know you or Mrs O, but because of Answerbank I feel I do know you.
I understand she hasn't been very well, so am adding my 'Get Well Soon' wishes to those already sent. xxx

[ttfn]

Great idea, gness :)

I am thinking I could do the same for Moony's vasectomy

(He hasn't had it - yet)

[Psybbo]

Will she bring the staples for the rofl in the MOFC?

[gness]

Shoota MrsO says....."Butcher's dog"

Thanks Helly...will do. x Dave..........I will let MrsO answer that.

[shoota]

I might have a scrap or two for her.....

[humbersloop]

That's how it begins for all of us helly..



..then you start hearing the voices

[moonraker558]

Will it be a naked shot for artistic purposes?

[gness]

We can negotiate a price on that one Moony.

[shoota]

Think I've caught mrso

[gness]

God help you then Shoota........she's on the mend.

Realise, after doing it twice, I have to separate Mrs and O to get a capital O.
I hate being overruled be a machine.

[shoota]

Terribly rude of me to keep on, indicative of a small mind, most humble and abject apologies once again. ;-)

[gness]

;-)...Shoota's a cheeky monkey.......MrsO's words not mine. x

[shoota]

Er do mak oi smoil, er do

[Sir Alec]

I have unknowingly created a monster!

Glad to hear that Mrs O is on the mend.

Shoota, Mrs O will be snapping her marigolds at your tenderest parts in no time!

[albaqwerty]

Alec, he doesn't have any :-D

[shoota]

As I said SirA, er do mak oi smoil.....;-)

[gness]

Oh I would pay to see that SirA........You well?

[shoota]

Alba! :-(